The Lone Survivor.

Kinja'd!!! "Taylor Hedgie" (TaylorHedgie)
02/01/2014 at 12:08 • Filed to: OppO Cinema

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Just watched Mark Wahlberg's latest movie, 'The Lone Survivor'. Holy fuck I was not expecting to feel such intense feels this early in the day.

In my opinion I think this may finally be a movie that is actually so good that it justifies all the commercials stating 'Best since Saving Private Ryan'.

I shed tears. Great, oppo-fied manly tears. Go see it.

Taylor's Rating: Two kicks to the nuts for those that don't see it. It's THAT good.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > Taylor Hedgie
02/01/2014 at 12:30

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Yea I've been holding out because I don't know if I can handle seeing them all die.

I watched Captain Phillips and I was sad the kid died


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Taylor Hedgie
02/01/2014 at 12:46

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Looks like a decent movie (how tasteful was the war depiction? overly-patriotic, deceptively anti-war, or realistic?) but the trailer music made me angry. Worse than Jay-Z's "I can't stop" in Rush. There are a million songs out there about war heroes, and they picked the one that was about lovers kissing across the Berlin wall, not about war at all.

Thankfully, I don't think the music choice is going to actually affect the picture itself. I might have to go see it then, with Oppo's recommendation.


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > GhostZ
02/01/2014 at 12:51

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Oh, War depiction was, what I would imagine considering I'm no soldier, realistic as hell. Adrenaline rushing, etc.


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > Taylor Hedgie
02/01/2014 at 12:52

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That was one of the heaviest movies I've seen in years. I totally understand people calling it the Saving Private Ryan of this war. Captain Philips is a pretty heavy movie as well. Hollywood is getting so good at true stories it's scary.


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > revrseat70
02/01/2014 at 12:57

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Yeah, they've finally learned a True Story based film can be good without giving it too much of that Hollywood Treatment bullcrap.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > iaintafraidofnoghost
02/01/2014 at 13:18

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any other movies you want to spoil?


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > Taylor Hedgie
02/01/2014 at 13:21

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YES. Hollywood seems to be hiring on the people the story is about to make it as true as possible, and finally just listening to their direction.


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > 1337HPMustang
02/01/2014 at 13:30

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How did I spoil any movies? The ending to Lone Survivor is in the title and Captain Phillips was based on a true story that happened almost 4 years ago.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > iaintafraidofnoghost
02/01/2014 at 15:20

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Jeez you're such an idjit. Guess what!? It's impolite to talk about movie and book endings! How the heck am I supposed to know Captain Phillips is based on a true story if I've never heard of the movie before? This movie too; maybe the title isn't literal. Didn't think of that, did you?


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > revrseat70
02/01/2014 at 16:25

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Not quite. Closer than others though.


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > Simplify, then add beer
02/01/2014 at 18:21

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Well that's a shame. But I'm not surprised by that one. That movie should have been more about the Seals than it was in my opinion.


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > 1337HPMustang
02/01/2014 at 18:49

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Every preview says based on a true story. I'm sorry you aren't up with the times, yet you're on the Internet. Also what did you expect from a title lone soldier if only one survived.

Things that have been out for years are fair game. How the do you think they could even account for what happened to Captain Phillips if the guy wasn't alive.

If you don't want spoilers for things that happened literally years ago, don't go on the web.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > iaintafraidofnoghost
02/01/2014 at 20:57

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No I've come to expect spoilers on the internet but that doesn't mean I won't tell people like you off.


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > 1337HPMustang
02/01/2014 at 21:29

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Except I didn't spoil it. Those two movies are expected. Sorry you aren't mentally capable of understanding that.

By the way just because you've been such a peach:

Lost: they all die in the end and meet in a church before going off to whatever the afterlife is except Ben.
Sopranos: he is killed in a NJ diner
Star Wars: Darth Vader is Luke's father
Planet of the Apes: he's on earth
Titanic: The ship sinks
Any movie about world war 2: the Germans lost
Se7en: his wife's head is in the box
The Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis is dead

The red wedding episode kills off the Stark family GOT and the supreme is Sarah Paulson AHD for a couple of current ones since you're such an incompetent douche. It isn't spoiling if the outcome is the title of the movie or something that actually happened in history. It's not my fault you're a fucking moron and don't know what is happening in the world. Get cultured.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > iaintafraidofnoghost
02/01/2014 at 22:10

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Haha take it easy sport. I'm the one whose supposed to be upset, remember?

Also I know very well what happens in the world but the fact that I don't know they made a movie off a random ship hijacking that happened 4 years previous doesn't make me a moron. Even if I did, I probably wouldn't know the details of the story. Use your brain to figure out that, yes, you did spoil a part of the movies' plots for anyone who read your first comment.

For the sake of not arguing over the internet, please just don't do it again.


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > 1337HPMustang
02/01/2014 at 22:35

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Sport? Ok grandpa.

The hijacking was literally in the news for weeks. Sorry you don't keep up on current events. Btw the twin towers no longer exist, the challenger exploded, there is a African American president and pots legal in a few states. I didn't spoil a plot. How do you think they for the captain back. Unicorn farts? The US government doesn't negotiate with terrorist.


Kinja'd!!! 1337HPMustang > iaintafraidofnoghost
02/02/2014 at 00:55

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You're too stupid to talk to. For the sake of other peoples' sanity, avoid the topic of movies in your future conversations. I wish you the best in finishing grade school and hope that one day someone spoils a movie that you want to see. Also I don't care about ship hijackings off the coast of Somalia.


Kinja'd!!! iaintafraidofnoghost > 1337HPMustang
02/02/2014 at 02:50

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"You're too stupid to talk to." Says the guy not up with current events. Blaming some random on the Internet for spoiling facts he should have already known.

You're dumb.